Thinking about wrinkled cleavage already?

I have a love/hate relationship with my breasts.  I love them because I think they're fascinating (I am an autotroph!  Kind of.)  I hate them because the last 14 years of my life, I've been coming to terms with the fact that I'm a "top-heavy" girl.  Growing up as a ballet dancer didn't help my breast self-esteem either.  Anyhow, I'm kind of excited to see what they'll look like after all is said and done regarding feeding and nurturing Nacho (and any way-in-the-future other kids).  If they look like this after I'm done breastfeeding:

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then I'll plead with Billy to come down to Colombia with me and let me get another breast life/reduction.

If they start to look like this:

Wrinkled cleavage

then I would ask Billy to buy me one of these:

Intimia Pillow

In all honesty, when this popped up on my google reader, I laughed and thought "really?!?!"  But the more I think about it, the more I want it!  I can't stand the way it feels when my breasts touch each other, when they touch my belly, and when my gut rests on my thighs when I sit.  I always have to tuck my shirt under or in between my boobs and underneath my belly.  Since I have to sleep on my side at night, my poor boobies are always pretty smashed:

Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.  I usually use Monster Pillow to separate my boobs at night when I cuddle up next to it.  But maybe post-pregnancy, I'd have to invest in one of these or, better yet, make one!